The kind of life I've lived I get to hang around with some of the best-looking people you've ever seen in your life, and even better: you get to know that they're freaks and nerds just like the rest of us. This is Kae, from whom I get my anime recommendations, with whom I can discuss the finer details of Chainsaw Man and Puella Magi Madoka Magica. Being blessed with her set of talents hasn't dulled how she feels about the two interpretations of Full Metal Alchemist. Why would it? So here's my friend Kae. Well, it's a part of Kae. I'm not telling you which. They call this sort of thing a "bodyscape," a genre of weird pervert art you can feel good about having on your walls. Bring your friends around to try and guess which part it is.